String Light Standoff Christmas Lights Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
This one’s for the dad who vanishes into the garage every December and reemerges muttering, one defiant strand still refusing to cooperate. It is the gift for anyone who treats the annual standoff with a tangled ball of bulbs as a genuine holiday tradition.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A tangled ball of Christmas lights sits in a busted cardboard box next to the ladder, wires trailing everywhere like it fought its way out of the attic. “String Light Standoff” up top and “The Lights Won This Year” underneath say what every homeowner already knows the second they open that box in December. Perfect for the dad who does the outdoor lights, anyone who’s spent an hour untangling a knot only to make it worse, or the person who’s just done pretending decorating is fun this year.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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