Ornament Triage Unit Christmas Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
You recognize this box the moment you see it, the annual casualty count waiting by the tree, tape and scissors standing by for surgery. This shirt honors the few ornaments still standing upright among the shards, because somebody has to run the ornament ER.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A cardboard box spilling over with ornaments, broken glass shards, tape and scissors on the floor, next to the bold declaration “ORNAMENT TRIAGE UNIT” – because every year someone has to sort the survivors from the shattered casualties while decorating the tree. It’s for the person in the family who ends up on their knees patching up cracked baubles with tape and a prayer every single December, the self-appointed head of holiday decor damage control who takes ornament duty way too seriously. Perfect for the one who unpacks the attic boxes, mourns the broken ones, and still hangs the chipped survivors with pride.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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