Incident Report Cat Broke the Ornament Christmas Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Every holiday season, one ornament meets its end, and the investigation always stalls at the same uncooperative suspect. This shirt documents the crime scene in deadpan detail, cause field marked CAT, case closed with zero witnesses willing to talk.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A clipboard “incident report” lays out the crime scene: cause listed as CAT, a smudged paw print for a signature, and the deadpan note “no witnesses came forward” next to a shattered Christmas ornament. It’s the holiday mystery every cat owner knows by heart – the broken ornament under the tree and a suspiciously innocent cat nearby. Perfect for anyone whose pet treats the Christmas tree like a personal target range and wants to laugh about it instead of cry about the ornament collection.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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