Never Cleaned Since 2019 Shaker Bottle Gym Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Everyone in the gym knows the shaker that’s been load-bearing since before the pandemic, held together by protein dust and denial. This fridge-magnet graphic immortalizes that crusty veteran with a warning label it’s earned: structural integrity may vary.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A crusty protein shaker bottle, caked in dried powder residue and cracking at the seams, stands proud over “Never Cleaned Since 2019” with the disclaimer “structural integrity may vary.” It’s the shirt for anyone whose shaker cup has seen things, survived a hundred unwashed scoops, and still somehow gets used for tomorrow’s shake. Perfect for gym rats, powerlifters, and bodybuilders who wear their questionable hygiene habits as a badge of honor.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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