Chalk Bar Tastes Like Discipline Shirt – Contains Zero Joy
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Buy this for the lifter who treats cheat days like a personal failure and considers flavor a distraction from macros. The foil wrapper graphic, promising discipline and delivering zero joy, says more about their gym personality than any PR they have hit.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A fake protein bar wrapper that says exactly what we’re all thinking – “Chalk Bar, Tastes Like Discipline, contains zero joy.” Drawn up like dry gym-bag snack packaging, this one’s for anyone who’s choked down a chalky, flavorless bar because it was “good for them” instead of eating the donut they actually wanted. Perfect for gym regulars, diet-culture skeptics, powerlifters, runners, or anyone who treats clean eating as a grim chore rather than a lifestyle. Great gift for the friend who’s always “cutting” or the coworker who brings sad bars to the break room instead of real food.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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