Flight Data Do Not Open Black Box Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Every cockpit crew knows the recorder survives the crash so investigators can reconstruct what happened — this one just documents your snack habits at cruising altitude. Stenciled with authentic warning text, down to fine print admitting it only holds wrapper evidence.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A bright orange flight recorder label printed just like the real thing, except this black box admits what’s actually inside: snack wrappers only. Designed to look like official aviation signage with bold stenciled lettering, it’s a sly joke for pilots, flight attendants, aviation geeks, and anyone who’s ever hidden evidence of their in-flight snacking habit. Perfect for aviation mechanics, airline crew, student pilots, or the person who always has crumbs in their bag after a trip.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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