Turbulence Beverage Service Shirt – Funny Flight Attendant Tee
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
When the seatbelt sign chimes, your cocktail becomes a physics experiment and the cabin crew turn into philosophers over spilled wine. This chest graphic freezes that airborne chaos, complete with a stern reminder to return your trays like it was somehow your fault.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A vintage-style round badge design featuring a wine glass sloshing over choppy waves, framed by “Turbulence Beverage Service” and the deadpan warning “please return trays.” Part drink coaster, part airline safety card, it’s a cheeky nod to anyone who’s tried to pour a drink mid-flight and lost the battle. Perfect for flight attendants, pilots, frequent flyers, and anyone who finds dark humor in cabin service chaos and turbulence warnings.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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