Eau de Garage Motor Oil and Regret Funny Mechanic Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
That smell under your fingernails no matter how many showers you take finally has a name and a label to match. This fake fragrance design captures it in amber glass styling, a dripping oil can, and fine print listing brake dust as a top note.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A fake perfume bottle label spoofing high-end cologne ads, except this one’s “Eau de Garage” with top notes of motor oil, regret, and brake dust, complete with a tipped-over oil drum dripping onto the label. It’s the perfect gag gift for the guy who’s always covered in grease, the car enthusiast who lives in the garage, or the mechanic who wears “eau de engine” every single day whether he wants to or not. Great for dads, gearheads, and anyone who’d rather smell like a toolbox than cologne.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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