Rank Dad Wings Shirt – Earned on Zero Sleep
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
By authority vested in the Department of Sleepless Operations, this commendation certifies successful completion of nocturnal duty rounds with zero reported sleep. Rank and qualifying hours are permanently documented in the fine engraving along the bottom edge, non-negotiable and never expiring.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A military-style badge gets a parenting makeover: gold wings, a shield crossed with baby bottles and a coffee cup, stamped “Rank: Dad” and “Earned on Zero Sleep.” It’s the honor nobody prepares you for but every tired father deserves, turning sleepless nights and diaper duty into a badge of pride. Perfect for new dads, veteran dads, or that Father’s Day gift when “World’s Best Dad” just doesn’t cut it anymore.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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