Champion Snap Back Speed Tape Measure Trophy Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
You know the sound of a tape measure retracting too fast, and you know the toll it takes. This gold-plaque design honors that reflex with championship lettering, a dark wood base, and fine print that finally tells the truth about your hands.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A gold tape measure sits atop a trophy plaque engraved with “Champion, Snap Back Speed, Three Fingers Lost” – a gag award for anyone who’s ever let the tape snap back too fast and paid the price. It’s the perfect gift for contractors, carpenters, woodworkers, DIYers, and tool-obsessed dads who’ve got the scars to prove their tape measure skills. Great for a birthday, Father’s Day, retirement gift, or just to hand to the guy on the job site who always flinches a little too late.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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