Bumpy Ride Quality Five Stars Would Fly Again Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Certified by no official body whatsoever, this jagged, triangle-pieced horizon pattern grades your relationship with turbulence in badge form, bold header declaring BUMPY above a stitched verdict on ride quality. The fine print rates the experience five stars, would fly again.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A badge-style patch design shaped like an embroidered oval, featuring jagged mountain peaks and the deadpan review “Bumpy Ride Quality – Five Stars Would Fly Again” complete with a five star rating. It’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to every turbulent flight and white-knuckle landing you’ve survived, styled like a vintage travel sticker or airline badge. Perfect for frequent flyers, nervous fliers who cope with humor, flight attendants, pilots, and anyone who’s ever clapped when the plane touched down.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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