Reading Low Pulse Oximeter Middle Finger Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Get this for the friend whose vital signs clearly read as over it by 9am. The neon pulse clip glows bright against a brick backdrop, its heartbeat line flatlining straight into a raised finger, a punchline that reads before anyone finishes the joke.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A neon-style pulse oximeter clamps down on a middle finger while a glowing pink heartbeat line zigzags behind it, with “READING LOW” stamped below in bold block letters. It’s a sarcastic jab at feeling done with everything but still flipping the bird anyway, part medical gag and part middle finger salute. Perfect for nurses, ER techs, hospital staff, recovering patients, or anyone with a dark sense of humor who wants to turn a crummy health moment into a sarcastic flex.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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