Raccoon Tax Paid in Full Nightly Camping Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Per campsite statute, a masked auditor has assessed your marshmallow reserves and found them subject to immediate seizure. This graphic documents the collection in progress, crumbs included, as evidence that compliance was, regrettably, involuntary.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A grinning raccoon stands triumphant on top of a cooler, marshmallow bag raided and treats scattered everywhere, tent and pine trees in the background, with “RACCOON TAX, PAID IN FULL, NIGHTLY” printed below. It’s the joke every camper knows too well – no matter how well you pack, the local wildlife always finds a way to collect their toll. Perfect for campers, RV owners, cabin dwellers, and anyone who’s ever lost a bag of snacks to a clever little bandit in the night.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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