Here Lies My Patience Check Engine Light Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
You know that light never actually meant anything until the day it did, which is exactly how long you waited to find out. This memorial graphic lays your dashboard denial to rest with a proper eulogy, cause of death listed in cold, undeniable mileage.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
An urn engraved with a glowing check engine light, a banner reading “Here Lies My Patience,” and the epitaph “cause of death: ignored for 40,000 miles.” It’s a tribute to every driver who’s been side-eyeing that dashboard warning for way too long and decided to just live with it. Perfect for the gearhead who swears the car is “fine,” the mechanic who’s seen it all, or anyone who jokes their patience died somewhere around the last oil change they skipped. A funny gift for car owners, mechanics, and procrastinators who know exactly what that little light means and choose violence anyway.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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