Heavy Thing Handle With Regret Shirt – Kettlebell Crate Tee
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Every crew that’s ever hefted an unmarked crate knows the stencil never tells you what you’re really in for. This one escalates from a blunt warning to a gut-punch fine-print disclaimer
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A roped-up wooden crate stamped like a shipping label, except this one tells the truth: “Heavy Thing, Handle With Regret, swings included not guaranteed.” It’s a nod to anyone who’s ever hauled a kettlebell across the gym floor and immediately questioned their life choices. Perfect for weightlifters, powerlifters, strongman competitors, and gym regulars who like their motivation served with a side of sarcasm. Great gift for a lifting buddy, a coach, or anyone who treats leg day like a personal grudge match.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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