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Eau De Pipe Dope Funny Plumber Perfume Shirt

Price range: $24.99 through $27.99

You know the real luxury scent isn’t floral, it’s that thread sealant clinging to your hands after a job well done. This faux-perfume label turns pipe dope into high fashion, a glib little joke only someone who’s wrestled a leaky fitting will fully appreciate.

Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.

Description

A perfume bottle gets a trade-worker makeover on this shirt, with a paint-can-and-brush label swapped in where the fancy fragrance would be, all under the name “Eau De Pipe Dope” and the tagline “A Scent For Every Clogged Drain.” It’s a tongue-in-cheek jab at how a plumber or handyman smells after a long day of fixing pipes, laying paint, or crawling under sinks. Perfect for a plumber, pipefitter, painter, contractor, or DIY dad who can laugh at the not-so-glamorous parts of the job, and a great gag gift for retirement, a birthday, or just because someone’s toolbox smells like this.

Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.

Additional information

Weight 0.4 lbs
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