Costume Malfunction Funny Halloween Skeleton Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Buying a size based on last year’s body is a bold annual tradition. This shirt immortalizes that dad on the porch, buttons straining, mask shoved up on his forehead, bones bursting through a costume that lost the fight hours ago.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A husky guy squeezed into a way-too-small skeleton costume, arms up in defeat, standing on the porch mat like he already knows trick-or-treaters are judging him. “Costume Malfunction – Bought a Medium, Regret Everything” says it all for anyone who’s ever ordered the wrong size online and just went with it anyway. It’s perfect for dads, uncles, and reluctant Halloween party guests who show up in whatever costume didn’t fit but got worn regardless, plus anyone who appreciates a good self-deprecating laugh about bad size choices and questionable Halloween effort.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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