Cold Calls Gauge Shirt – Funny Sales Meter Tee
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Service Bulletin: this gauge certifies what every SDR already suspects, needle buried deep in the loss zone with sparks flying off the dial. Field-calibrated and professionally rated, it confirms cold calls as a documented occupational hazard, no further diagnostics required.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A glowing neon-style gauge pegged straight into the red zone, needle slammed toward “NO” with a hand throwing up a stop sign and warning bolts crackling off the dial. The dashboard reads “COLD CALLS” with a tiny disclaimer underneath: “Results may vary. Call at your own risk.” It’s the perfect gag for anyone in sales, telemarketing, recruiting or customer service who knows the dread of dialing a stranger and getting shut down instantly. Great for sales reps, call center workers, SDRs, realtors, insurance agents or anyone who’s ever been told “no” a hundred times before lunch.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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