Candy Tax Collector Shirt – Audits Conducted Nightly Halloween Tee
Price range: $24.99 through $27.99
Get this for the dad who treats trick-or-treating as a two-way transaction, levying a chocolate tax before the bucket even hits the counter. He’ll wear his smugness proudly, candy audit complete, contraband bar firmly in hand.
Size chart and fit guide — every shirt is the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle, so your size is the same across the whole store.
Description
A sneaky robe-wearing dad clutches a stolen chocolate bar over a jack-o’-lantern candy bucket, grinning like he already snuck a “tax” off the top before the kids even got home. The lettering above him seals the deal: Candy Tax Collector, Audits Conducted Nightly. It’s the shirt for the parent who always ends up with chocolate wrappers hidden in their bathrobe pocket on Halloween night, perfect for dads, moms, and candy-thieving grandparents who take their trick-or-treat toll very seriously.
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee – soft ring-spun cotton, side-seamed, true to size. Every shirt is printed for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting.
Additional information
| Weight | 0.4 lbs |
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